$400 1 bedroom shared (North bend)

Looking for female roommate or girlfriend lol.
Im 39 with dad bod.
I used to be hot.
We can swap pics so u want to judge and laugh.
Rent is 800 that we will split.
Will have to put u on the lease.
I just don't want to pay and live alone.
Lol.
No drama please.
I used to be 420 but can't due to work but i sometimes have a couple drinks on the weekends to forget how life as a slave for the government is.
If u don't find me handsome you'll definitely find me handy.
Used to do maintenance but changed careers not to long ago.
Must talk to disclose new profession because itll be easy for my employer to know who i am by disclosing profession.
Im easy going .
This is real just never did this kind of stuff before so im skeptical.
Let's talk and get to know each other